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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9424 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?