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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3706 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?