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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8689 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz dis place is LIT AF. like, imagine if school was actually FUN and u didn’t wanna skip a single day. dat’s what dis server is like, but BETTER.
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?
