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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5049 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?