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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9740 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
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