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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1382 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8113 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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