School Shooters R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	103	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	1007
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5010

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Runes Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8167	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	91	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Items Found:	3149
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Emeralds Found:	4495
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4269
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	680090	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7622	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Mines Excavated:	3516	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	90/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7709
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3