Schizo Chat Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join us on our server where the chat is so schizo, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be discussing the best way to build a castle, and the next you’re debating whether llamas are secretly plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, epic pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground societies that are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Farms Harvested:	708	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	New Chunks Explored:	55449
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	195
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	6419
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	2641
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Farms Harvested:	288	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mines Excavated:	3705	Divine Spears Created:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	851

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!