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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2957 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.
