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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9300 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.