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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9931 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7750 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.