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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7311 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.