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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 374 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5340 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.