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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8901 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 983 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.