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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3639 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.