🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2232 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1173 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.