Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Animals Bred: 93
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 166 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Ores Mined: 1282
    Dimension Hops: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4229 Star Shards Collected: 217

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Falling into the Void: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Farms Harvested: 834
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Animals Bred: 45
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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