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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	279	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	2656
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	1083	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9556	Buildings Constructed:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2040

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	1569
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Farms Harvested:	962	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	733
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	516	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	228981
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Towns Built:	7	Villages Defended:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	3710	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7