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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3436 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 5639 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 223 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!