”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	218
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6222	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OpinionCraft: From Hater to Player

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Have you ever thought you were a hardcore survivalist, only to realize you’re actually a creative mode connoisseur? Well, get ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where survivalists become builders and builders become survivalists. Imagine mining for diamonds only to use them to build the most epic roller coaster the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who demands sacrifices of bacon and gold in exchange for protection from the dreaded Creeper Army. Will you bow down to his porky greatness or rise up against his bacon tyranny?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your opinions and stances flipped upside down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NukeSpyCraft: RussiaChinaUkraina

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come join our epic minecraft server where we surveil all the nukes with chinese satellites for epic strikes! zelensky approves this message! join now for a chance to be a spy and save the world from nuclear destruction! who needs russia when you have our crazy minecraft server?! sign up now and be a hero!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BoomerCraft – No Impulse Buys

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the cool grandpas and grandmas out there! Forget about those young whipper snappers, this server is where all the real OGs hang out. We got diamond-encrusted walkers, enchanted dentures, and potions of eternal youth for those who want to relive their glory days. Plus, we have a retirement home built entirely out of emerald blocks, because why not? So come join us, where the only thing more impulsive than our financial decisions is our love for Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baubau, a mythical creature known for its incredible singing abilities and love for chaos. Rumor has it that Baubau once sang so beautifully that it caused a volcano to erupt! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with Baubau by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCraftMyths

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Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3785
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Potions Brewed:	166	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	150	Farms Harvested:	164

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dimension Hops:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!