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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4254 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens and the cows do the moonwalk while milking themselves. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on this server. And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant gummy bears that give you superpowers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Plus, every time you respawn, you’ll be greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT cannon minigame that will literally blow your mind).
