🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3200 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7939 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!