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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2657 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7189 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!