Savory Minecraft SMP Feast | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	70
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2739

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	177

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	1189
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Potions Brewed:	151
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mines Excavated:	2767	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8741	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Potions Brewed:	40	Crops Grown:	3679

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.