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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6200 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.