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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4872 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 61 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2120 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 411 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 5653 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.