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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 816 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 792 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.