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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7357 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.