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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5228 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 192 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.