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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6149 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.