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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9114 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 45 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5354 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.