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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7806 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1243 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.