SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	98
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Farms Harvested:	158	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Emeralds Found:	8897
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5374	Villages Defended:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crops Grown:	5256
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Potions Brewed:	91
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Emeralds Found:	6628
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5856
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.