SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Emeralds Found:	9264	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Dimension Hops:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	796

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9094
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Potions Brewed:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!