SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	99	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	2161	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Star Shards Collected:	258
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.