SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Potions Brewed:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	3638	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1462
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8090

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1428	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5890
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9292	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3436	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2413	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	533
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5439	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.