SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	74
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	7056
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	186
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	927

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	3001	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7433	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6313	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!