SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Void Armor Forged:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	8362
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6962
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	80982
Enchantments Applied:	272	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8986	Villages Defended:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.