SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mines Excavated:	2812
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	285	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	4700
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2538	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	209

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3972
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Potions Brewed:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!