SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Animals Bred:	59
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Farms Harvested:	342
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1678
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9655	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nomercymc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9713
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ores Mined:	4167	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchantments Applied:	190
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.