Satlantis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	979474	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6204	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5498
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Votes:	9785	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Farms Harvested:	218	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	9093	Magic Items Found:	1307

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	170
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Glacier Melt Madness

climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate science, environmental impact, environmental study, glacier, glacier loss, glacier research, glacier study, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, ice melting, madness, melt, melting glaciers, rising sea levels, scientific research, sea level data, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Emeralds Found:	3337	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time!

Nova anarchy

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Ip:, java, Join, moderated, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, young

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9699	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Server
Nova Anarchy

Brief Overview

Nova Anarchy is a small Minecraft server created by a team of friends. The server allows hacking, griefing, base building, PvP, and has no resets. The community is friendly and growing, with ongoing projects and a dedicated player base.

If you’re interested in joining, feel free to check out our Discord server and Java IP address listed below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is base building an important aspect of the server?	Yes, base building is encouraged on Nova Anarchy.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for the server.
Is the chat moderated on the server?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
How big is the server in terms of storage?	The server currently has 243 GB of storage.

If you have any other questions, feel free to join our Discord server or visit our Java IP address for more information.

QuestCrafters Guild 1.20.6

1.20.6, ASAP, assistance needed, data mining, digital footprint, find full name, find mom’s facebook, Fun, GTFIH, guild, how do i doxx someone, i need help, identity verification, internet research, investigation, lolpic, online search, personal information, privacy concerns, QuestCrafters, same day, social media, Urgent

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4101	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this server is so lit, it will blow your mind!

We have crazy PvP battles where you can totally wreck your enemies and show them who’s boss.

And get this, we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art of your favorite memes, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! We even have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	100/700	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Towns Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	6