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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2808 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3211 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 3032 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).
So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!