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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5891 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).
So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!