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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6994 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2838 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!
Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.
But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!
