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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3148 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 509205 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.
But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!