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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 132 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 296 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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