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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9523 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 122 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).
Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
