SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7408	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	469	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	3787	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	194	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	2493	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.