SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	99086
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mines Excavated:	3864
Secret Passages Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Emeralds Found:	6238	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	899036
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	801410	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	11

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Divine Spears Created:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	1893
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6663	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com