SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1047
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Votes:	1106

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ores Mined:	3134
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchantments Applied:	157

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	496	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crops Grown:	4928
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
New Chunks Explored:	596457	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Votes:	484	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6687	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	7959
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580